FUCK THE FREE WORLD

So I go to the chiropractor on monday, he takes a bunch of xrays and basically checks my back and neck out and tells me im ‘knocking on deaths door’ (as far as my back goes)  and that he cant believe i can move as well with how much pain im in. So he tells me to come back today. 

I go back today, and find out that I have degenerative discs, arthritis, mild scoliosis, my neck vertebrae bend the wrong way and i have an insane amount of trigger knots in my shoulders/neck. Minimum of 12 visits but my insurance doesnt cover it so I have to pay out of pocket.

regardless, the dude fixed me up for today but at the end of the visit he had his hand up my upper thigh while i was laying on the chiro table for like 5 minutes. kind of odd, than he gave me the session for free… creep alert. hahah